Incredibly accurate.
Best view from the game goes to:


Almost as good as Jaal's eyes.
-I take back what I said about Liam, he’s hilarious. (Just did his loyalty mission… and I ask Bioware why wasn’t the rest of the game like this?) He’s still an idiot however.
-The bromance of Liaal (Liam and Jaal) is rather endearing. Totally weird and rather naked, yes, but endearing....?
-Vetra is a bitch. I like her.
-I could stare at Jaal’s eyes all day.
-Ryder tends to trust Exiles for fuck knows why.
-If I hear SAM tell me one more time I can mine this mother fucking area for resources I’m ripping him outta my head.
-Elaaden is a total sandy shithole.
-Door shuts on Ryder but are the fucks given??? Spoiler Alert: a no.
-After that cutscene I ran through a box. 
-Jaal’s eyes are so very soothing.
-Fought someone stuck in a wall........ Yeah, let that sink in. Took me a good minute to figure out where the gun fire was coming from.... and then they literally suddenly appeared outta thin air.
-Angara holding no guns during a cutscene lmao Jaal loyalty mission got a whole lot funnier. “Stop or we’ll shoot!” -- “….shoot with what??
-Once again, Peebee the mentally handicap cannot jump up on platforms correctly. I had such high hopes for her.
-Speaking of Peebee, can't a Ryder just float in Zero G for a few minutes without getting coerced for sex? 
-Jaal’s eeeeeyyyyyeeeeessssss

Looks like update 8 for PS4 caused more glitches for me.


Aziz Asari........ -buh dum tss-

This game is so utterly hilarious. I can't believe it keeps getting worse better.



-Best. Glitch. Ever: Cutscene of a very sad moment where Ryder and Daddy are huddled around dying mommy. No mommy don't die. "We'll give you some time alone." Says Ryder and begins to walk away... with her arm stuck out... as if escorting a ghost- omg Twin is supposed to be there, she's escorting an invisible Twin. I laughed so god damn hard I totally missed the rest of the sad cutscene.
-Apparently, I, the almighty Pathfinder, am the only one sent out to stop a contagious person from trekking through the whole Andromeda galaxy and killing the entire human race. No pressure.
-No one ever looks at their holo-wrist-typer-thingy when they are conversing. What are they pushing?! If I met someone who did this in real life I'd swat their hand away.
-Because Jaal doesn't understand personal space, I died because he blocked a platform for me to jump on as we both jumped to it and he got there first, causing a fall to my death. 
-Turian immigration officer literally typed for a full 2 mins at her computer while staring at me. It was so creepy and totally
unproductive.
-Parking on tracks means you can't scan them apparently. 
-It's never more apparent how bad a leader Ryder is than when she's with Drack.
-Jaal tells me to watch out for sinkholes. I don't.
-Whenever I take a grand jump in
Nomad Warthog, a teammate will laugh in complete glee.
-I Leeroy Jenkins'd an outcast post and actually lived due to glitches. 
-Took me way to long to figure out I have a boost on the
Nomad Warthog.

-Space Hamsters still exist.

Bioware has to be doing this on purpose.


Speaking of this company.


-Whenever I go visit Daddy's room, there is a guard crouched down with a gun scanning the area. I never know what the fuck he's doing. I DOES GUARDING?!
-Eos, for some reason, will not let me kill all the Kett. 
-Just found out Angara are wizards. 
-Found Jaal loving the Cultural Center. He can study my anatomy any day ....................................................................................... I'll see myself out now.
-Bar fighting with Drack was so hilarious. We all know Sara Ryder's face is derpy, but I fell over dying watching her face do "the anger" before this fight. Was laughing so hard I couldn't even dodge the punch coming. Sadly the punch didn't help her face out.

(Bringing this back as reference..... I HAS THE ANGER....?)

-That Krogan nest on Elaadan is the worst place to walk around. I jump off the edges and hope I get to my destination because I can't figure out the tunnels
-Sometimes the map tells you to go somewhere and it is not the place you need to go. 
-Found a Krogan in a corner tapping on the wall. At least give the poor guy a job to do.
-Had my first frozen in combat moment. Of course it involved my phase jumping. 
-How many times am I gonna ask; "Who the hell put Addison in charge?"
-This game really wants me to romance Peebee. I will not god dammit! I refuse!
-Found Peebee once again standing behind a wall staring at it while we were
dying in combat. 
-Speaking of Peebee, her almost getting me killed for her loyalty mission does not help her chances at romance. 

-I'm pretty sure Jaal is Vetra's therapist.
-Does Jaal step in my way every time I have a great shot and I shoot him in the head instead? Yes. A lot.
-One time I killed a Kett and Jaal magically popped in front of me punching the already dead enemy with a loud grunt. Scared the shit outta me.
-Peebee finally stopped harassing me about sex.
-English is not this game’s strong point, but it’s how I imagine Ryder to talk:

DID THAT SERIOUSLY GET BY 9 UPDATES????

-Romancing Jaal was actually really sweet. And naked. Very naked.
-Like boobs naked. And alien butt.
-Didn’t realize romancing Jaal meant romancing his mother as well. (Who asks you about human birth and it’s process???)
-Speaking of the romance scenes, I decided to watch them all and may I just say Sara’s derpy face is a good 50% more derpier than Scott’s. It’s HILARIOUS.


I is sexy now…??

-Idioms. Idioms everywhere (that Jaal doesn't understand)
-Ever get into a scenario when you’re teammates keep shouting; “We’re done for if this keeps up!” “There’s too many of them!” “What are we gonna do?!” …After you’ve killed the enemy already? ...–Raises hand-
-Movie night was hilarious. I approve.
-At some unknown point during the game I went from a derpy leader that no one listened to… to “omg you saved us all! We’ll do whatever you say!” I’m unsure where this point was but it sure happened fast.
-A lot of Kett and Remnant were fought. I won.
-Scott, uugh, R-Ryder, uuggh, and, ugug, his, ahagga, grunting……. Cracked me up.
-“We must…. Find a path.” Is it because -gasp- you're a pathfinder derp?
-People I forgot I helped came to help me. Neat. Some of them did jack shit but neat.
-Jumping into Jaal’s arms at the end and spinning around legit gave me the biggest laugh of the game. WTF kind of reaction was that???? 

WE SAVED THE UNIVERSE! NOW SPIN ME AROUND AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY! AHAHAHHAHA!!!

-Epilogue conversations with teammates were hilariously poor animation and fish mouth.
-Then I danced. Because I could. I wanted to dance again and it wouldn’t let me.
-There were only two other people dancing. That’s not a very good dance party.
-They were also much better at dancing than I was.
-DID I JUST HEAR A QUARIAN!?!??! AIHFRSHGRKVMKRM –hyper ventilates-

And featuring Unanswered Questions + WTF:
-Who… killed Jien Garson?
-Wtf is the scourge anyway?
-Who the fuck is the Benefactor? Is it
Illusive Man Martin Sheen Mitt Romney?
-What exactly are the Initiative’s goals?
-Umm…. Mommy???
Apparently I’m not done this game either...? So Part 10 will probably be coming along soon.